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We can all breathe a sigh of relief now that Isaiah Kalebu has now been found guilty of the brutal rape and murder of a lesbian couple at their Seattle home in 2009. Kalebu broke into the women’s home at night, raped, slashed, and stabbed the women. One of the women, Teresa Butz, died as a result of the attack.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2015486242_kalebu02m.html

And of course you know that GOD told him to do it, as he testified in court. Yes, this was a religious matter. God told him to rape and murder some lesbians and he did it. “I was there and I was told by my God, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, to attack my enemies, and I did so,” said Kalebu.

Isaiah Kalebu, convicted murderer and rapist. He says that God told him to do it. It's a little unclear which God he means, so I have a hard time deciding whether I should be up in arms about this. Is there some way we can blame the Mormons for this?

I immediately scoured the internet to determine which hateful branch of Christianity he belongs to. Is he a Southern Baptist? A Catholic? Or was he perhaps part of the underwear cult (Latter Day Saints)? Or, could he be…A JEW? I searched and searched, looking high and low, and yet I couldn’t find it. It was almost as if it was being purposely concealed.

Uh oh, I thought. Usually when the religion of a perpetrator is concealed it’s because he’s a Muslim. That could be a problem. You see, the most violent, hateful religion in the entire world towards the LGBTQXYZ community is Islam. We homos tend to shy away from criticizing them because A) they’re also a recognized victim group entitled to special protection from criticism, and B) they’re really fucking scary.

Here’s an example of what happens to homosexuals like me in Muslim countries:

Okay, so it's probably better to be a homo here in oppressive America than it is in many other parts of the world. These two Iranian boys were caught in a passionate embrace and they ended up being dangled from the end of a rope. Well, the situation here is almost as oppressive. We have Carrie Prejean and Christian radio, for example.

If I had any balls at all–which I don’t–I’d spend a little of my time and energy mocking Muslims. I’d go out and write a script for a new musical. Rather than calling it The Book of Mormon, I’d call my play The Holy Qur’an. It would be a satirical and mocking portrayal of the Muslim religion. We’d have a grand old time making fun of the known child molester, Mohammed. That’s right, the founder of the Muslim religion took a nine year-old bride. I think you can imagine what I’d say about that if Saint Paul or Joseph Smith had taken a nine year-old bride. Well, no one in their right mind would make a play that mocked the holy scriptures of Islam–the religion of peace–because most people don’t want to end up with the business end of an AK-47 shoved in their mouth.

As you can see, I don’t have any balls, and that’s really the problem. People who mock Islam have a bad habit of dying shortly thereafter. So I pick on the nerdy, white bread Mormon missionaries because I know they won’t fight back. I pick on the Catholics, the evangelicals and basically anyone who won’t kill me. I pick on beauty queens from California and the elderly. I pick on the Boy Scouts for crying out loud! Is there anything more cowardly than that?

Christians just think I ought to find a nice girl and settle down with her. Muslim want me dead. Literally.

That’s why, for example, I’m obsessed with the Ugandan “kill gays” bill. Uganda is a third world hell hole, far away from where I live. But I care deeply about the homosexuals who live there. Of course, killing gays is old hat in large parts of Africa–the Muslim parts. It’s not new, it’s not controversial, and I’m not doing a damned thing about it. I care about Uganda because it’s Christians in this rare instance who are calling for the death of homosexuals. It allows me to extrapolate that sentiment to all Christians. That way, if some one believes that marriage should be between one man and one woman, I can accuse that person of secretly harboring a desire to kill me. Just like in Uganda.

So, for the moment, I’m just going to have to do some sleuthing. When this guy says that “God” told him to rape and murder these lesbians, did he mean Allah? Because, if he did, I’ll just leave this one alone. There are some clues. First of all, the Qur’an really DOES tell the adherents of the Muslim faith to kill the enemies of Islam. Also, Isaiah Kalebu sounds like an African name. Africans are far more likely than African-Americans to be Muslims. Of course, the biggest clue that he’s Muslim is that the news clippings don’t mention his religion at all. If they could have pinned this on any one of those hateful Christians sects, they would have. That’s just called good journalism.

In the absence of proof that this guy was a Christian, I think I’ll have to let this one simmer for a bit. I’m taking a wait and see attitude. I’ve noticed that most of the gay blogosphere is as well. This is not a Matthew Shepard incident. Shepard was killed by a bisexual drug fiend. But the bisexual drug fiend was a white guy from the Rocky Mountain region, so it was easy enough to portray him as a religious zealot who was taught to hate by the churchy people. All we had to do was lie a little bit.

Does anyone have any information on this? I’d really like to make some hay out of this incident, I’m just not sure whether he belongs to a protected group or not. If anyone has any information as to this man’s religious affiliation, please let me know in the comments section.

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Comments on: "Taking a “wait and see” attitude on this one" (3)

  1. Hi Patrick,
    Well, there is a video posted on the internet, the one in which Dr. Margaret Dean testifies that she thinks he is a faking his mental illness, and there is a shot of Kalebu doodling on a pad, and he has doodled a large religious cross. So, I do not think he is Muslim.

    I live in Seattle, and I have found the resounding silence on the issue of Kalebu’s likely homophobia to be somewhat sickening. I believe Kalebu had been in the neighborhood before, and decided that the women were lesbians, and to attack them. This is a controversy-phobic city.

    • Thanks,Deb. That really makes me feel a lot better. Now I can use this as another reason to hate Christians. Obviously, he doodled a large cross because he is a Christian homophobe. If he were an Islamic homophobe I would have to pretend I hadn’t heard about this particular news item.

      So there it is, folks! Kalebu was taught to hate by his church. So let’s not get too carried away with that freedom of religion stuff. It only leads to murder.

  2. Cary Nilsson said:

    Muslims who kill in the name of their religion frequently evade punishment in Western courts by pleading insanity or mental incompetence. – http://www.meforum.org/3190/are-jihadists-crazy – The problem is world-wide, in this video a man in Britain says mosques are full of literature telling followers to kill Jews and gays – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZjOd-A5HDM

    I don’t know if anyone will see this comment but the LGBT community needs to wake up, actually the entire world needs to wake up – Muslims are not victims they are terrorists – they believe it is their duty to kill Jews, Christians, homosexuals, etc – and they act according to their beliefs, if you try to defend yourself or expose them you will be accused of hate speech and islamophobia – Saudi Oil Billionaires own our media outlets, actually they own our whole country – if you want the real news you are going to have to search for it – start by reading the books by Ayaan Hirsi Ali and Brigitte Gabriel, these 2 strong women speak the truth about Islam and because of it they receive death threats. Islam was founded by a murderer who teaches his followers to murder. SILENCE = DEATH, SPEAKING = DEATH, you’re going to die either way, might as well speak up

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