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I take pleasure in announcing another great victory for the movement towards full equality. We are now depriving third world children of shoes!

Recently, entrepreneur and TOMS shoes founder Blake Mycoskie appeared at a speaking engagement sponsored by the anti-gay, anti-choice, “Focus on the Family”. I’m pretty sure these people don’t believe in dinosaurs, actually. Focus on the Family is so evil that they must not be allowed to do good. In fact, if they try, we should prevent them from doing good.

Focus on the Family flyer advertising its "Feet on the Ground" event with Blake Mycoskie. Very incriminating. This flyer is very hateful. It appears that Focus on the Family is conspiring with a shoe manufacturer to...distribute shoes to poor people! This is the smoking gun.

Here’s all you need to know about Focus on the Family. They oppose gay marriage, just like half of the country. They oppose abortion, just like a slim majority of the country. They don’t believe in evolution just like 61% of Americans.  And they’re VERY much on the fringe. They’re not hip, they’re square. They’re basically the mothership of the Christofascist movement. Focus on the Family also sponsors an annual “Day of Dialogue” in which they encourage students to talk about “God’s plan” for sexuality. The day is scheduled to coincide annually with the pro-gay National Day of Silence. Personally, I don’t really care about “God’s plan” for my dick. I care about my plan. In any case, the National Day of Silence is a time for people to shut up. The name of the day is very clear. They want dialogue and we want SILENCE!

When word got out that Mycoskie was associating with the likes of Focus on the Family, the shit hit the fan. The feminists went berserk, and so did the sodomites. The gay blogosphere was abuzz with vitriol for TOMS. I immediately ran to my shoe closet to see if I owned a pair. After searching through the seventy pairs of shoes I own, I found that in fact, I DO own some of TOMS shoes. They’re pink and they have sequins on them. I ran to the deck and hurled them out into the ocean just to show my disgust for Mr. Mycoskie and his company.

Blake Mycoskie, founder of TOMS shoes and known accomplice of the Focus on the Family hate group. He stepped off the reservation for just a second, but we brought him back into line. Here he is distributing shoes to some impoverished kid in the third world, which he does quite a bit. Just one question: Is the handsome young gentleman single?

Ms. Magazine immediately started an online petition asking TOMS shoes to drop any relationship with Focus on the Family. LGBTQXYZ people and their allies alerted each other via facebook and twitter to get over there and sign the petition. It didn’t take more than a few minutes before the handsome man got back on the right side of things. Let’s face it, we homos have POWER! We just have to pretend that we don’t so that we can continue to perpetuate the myth that we’re poor, downtrodden victims, abused by society. We’re nothing of the sort.

Irene Carmon of Jezebel.com explains her thinking in regards to TOMS shoes and Focus on the Family:

“There’s nothing inherently political about distributing shoes to African children, of course. In theory, it’s a good thing for Focus to spend less time trying to police sex and more actually helping people, but they’ve not really cut back on the former. And Focus On The Family isn’t the only group TOMS could have turned to for collaboration, nor is it the only Christian group involved in charitable missions. It carries significant cultural and political baggage, for good reason. TOMS is at major risk of alienating a constituency that has enthusiastically adopted their product, including yours truly.”

I couldn’t agree more. For years, I’ve said that “Christian” groups like Focus on the Family should spend more of their time and effort trying to feed and clothe the poor and less of their time worrying about sodomy and baby-killing. When I phrase it that way, it sounds like a zero sum game, as if they can’t do both. Every time you say that homosexuality is wrong, another child dies in a third world village. It’s just one of many schemes I’ve come up with to shut people up. It makes them feel like a “bad Christian” for opposing my agenda, and that’s what I want them to believe.

The truth is that the Christian groups that I hate so much DO perform lots of acts of charity to the poor. That really pisses me off. So when they actually take my advice and do what I think they should be doing, I get pretty upset about that too. I’d rather the kids not have shoes if hateful, hate-mongering haters are going to have anything to do with it.  

Mr. Mycoksie quickly distanced himself from the far-right hate group with an official apology:

Had I known the full extent of Focus on the Family’s beliefs, I would not have accepted the invitation to speak at their event. It was an oversight on my part and the company’s part and one we regret…Furthermore, contrary to what has been reported, Focus on the Family is not a TOMS giving partner. So there is no misunderstanding created by this mistake, let me clearly state that both TOMS, and I as the founder, are passionate believers in equal human and civil rights for all. That belief is a core value of the company and of which we are most proud.

Nice apology, I suppose. I went down to the waterfront after I read that to see if I could fish my pink shoes out of the ocean, but it appears they are gone. I’ll check again at low-tide.

TOMS Shoes is a big fan of helping poor children. I'm just glad they don't allow their love for children to overshadow their hate for Christians who actually believe the Bible. It's more important that we shun and punish those we disagree with than to acheive humanitarian goals.

Mycoskie stressed that Focus on the Family will NOT be part of the “One-for-One” program that gives shoes to children in the third world.  For each pair of shoes you buy, TOMS donates one pair to needy children. Mycoskie learned the value of shoes during his trips to Argentina, where he sometimes encountered people who had none. TOMS explains on its website why shoes are so important:

1. Many children in developing countries grow up barefoot. Whether at play, doing chores or going to school, these children are at risk:

2. A leading cause of disease in developing countries is soil-transmitted diseases, which can penetrate the skin through bare feet. Wearing shoes can help prevent these diseases, and the long-term physical and cognitive harm they cause.

3. Wearing shoes also prevents feet from getting cuts and sores. Not only are these injuries painful, they also are dangerous when wounds become infected.

4. Many times children can’t attend school barefoot because shoes are a required part of their uniform. If they don’t have shoes, they don’t go to school. If they don’t receive an education, they don’t have the opportunity to realize their potential.

TOMS also partners with other organizations in order to further its mission. From a video on their website:

“We partner with humanitarian and health organizations around the world. They can help us give shoes year after year, providing shoes to the same children as they grow.

But they won’t partner with Focus on the Family and I’m glad for that. If that means that thousands of kids will have to go barefoot and get communicable diseases and other icky stuff like that, then I suppose that’s the way the cookie crumbles. If that means that they can’t go to school and get an education, I’m fine with that too. If their little feet get cut up and infected, that’s just too damned bad. I’d hate to think that somewhere in Somalia or Myanmar there’s some kid walking around with a pair of shoes on his feet that were paid for by a homophobic American pastor. So it’s better this way. A lot better.  

 
Thanks to all of you who signed the petition. TOMS shoes really heard us loud and clear!  As I’ve said before, we have corporate America in our pocket. We say ‘jump’, and they say ‘how high?’ Just remember–eternal vigilance is the price of guilt-free sodomy!

Comments on: "If only I loved poor children as much as I hate Christians…" (16)

  1. The history of religious charity to poor countries is really complicated. They bring shoes, but there are no “free shoes.” Western religious missionaries are, and have been since the dawn of the colonial enterprise, the main vector for homophobic discourses into these regions. Adopting the thinking of the sponsor is the price of sponsorship. It is so twisted at this point, that many developing nations consider homosexuality a “disease” introduced by the West. Ironically, it is this exact homophobic discourse that was the Western import. For a bit about how that relates to current events in India and Uganda: http://wp.me/pMH90-IQ

    • You’re right. I’m sure they only give shoes in return for their souls. And considering the fact that TOMS is distributing the shoes, then TOMS must be the middleman. TOMS makes the kids sign on the dotted line that they will be gay-hating Christians till Jesus comes back, or else NO DAMNED SHOES FOR YOU!!!

      Is that how it works? Nice. I knew there was a reason why I should oppose this. So, it really is better that these children not have shoes. I mean, the diseases and the infected feet are pretty bad, but I’d hate to think that missionaries might be converting people. The fact that these shoes arrive with Blake, not with Focus on the Family, doesn’t really bother me at all.

      You really found a spectacular way of rationalizing this. Check back often!

    • I see you are into gay Bondage and Discipline, Sadism and Masochism. It appears that you even belong to some sort of club!

      http://the15association.org/main.php

      You guys sound like some sick fucks! Can I join?

  2. Oh Snap!!

  3. Letter to Toms

    Your intolerance of Christians, and bowing (pardon the pun) to a bunch of narcissist sodomites will certainly deprive many children(your company says it cares for)
    of Your shoes.
    * “We partner with humanitarian and health organizations around the world. They can help us give shoes year after year, providing shoes to the same children as they grow.
    * unless they disagree with sodomites*
    Patrick Fitzmichael has put it well:
    “If only I loved poor children as much as I hate Christians…”

    “Thanks to all of you who signed the petition. TOMS shoes really heard us loud and clear! As I’ve said before, we have corporate America in our pocket. We say ‘jump’, and they say ‘how high?’ Just remember–eternal vigilance is the price of guilt-free sodomy!”
    Think about it, you are bowing to a group of people who’s lifestyle leads to disease and early death, not only for their narcissist self’s (who choose this life-style) but to the innocent who are adversely affected.
    Millions of children have been infected with HIV due to the homosexuals you are bowing to. Christian organizations’ help those children while your sodomites selfishly increase suffering and are a drain financially to medical research, while also increasing insurance costs.
    You should look at these and re-think your position:
    http://home60515.com/4.html
    http://twogaybullies.wordpress.com/2011/07/10/if-only-i-loved-poor-children-as-much-as-i-hate-christians/

    • “Your intolerance of Christians, and bowing (pardon the pun) to a bunch of narcissist sodomites will certainly deprive many children(your company says it cares for)
      of Your shoes.”

      You make that sound like a bad thing.

      I get the feeling that you’re one of those Christian people. The ones who actually believes what that book says. I hate you people. It’s not hate when I hate you, because you deserve hate.

  4. Why do you hate focus on the family so much? Because they believe in something different than you? Isn’t that hupocritical?
    You may not want to hear it, but those aren’t the only Christians out there. There are some, like me, that don’t know the answer to everything. An I won’t pretend I do. It’s my view that Jesus came to love everyone, and that if god made everyone, he made no mistakes. Therefore, I won’t treat a gay man any different than a straight man.

    There is already to much hate in the world for someone who is claiming they came to love to everyone to fall into that too. Don’t get upset at someone for not agreeing with your beliefs, when you don’t agree with theirs. I’m only 17, but from what I know, answering anger with anger does nothing.

    • God made no mistakes. That means that homosexuality is okay. In fact, any type of sexual behavior is fine. Because God made no mistakes. If the urge is in you, then God must want you to act on it

      Shunning Focus on the Family is more important than distributing shoes to poor children. I would rather they step on rusty nails and get tetanus than for the chilren to run around with shoes bought by Bible-believing Christians. Those little rugrats can just suffer.

      TOMS made the right decision. Fewer shoes for third world children is a preferable situation. I think we gays are really making progress when we deprive poor childen of shoes as a means of enforcing our agenda.

      • Well, a bit late to this brilliant blog, but I’m sure glad you’ve said all this Patrick. I’ve been told I was born with a predisposition to alcohol.

        I tried to get sober because my doctor told me my liver was failing and I couldn’t pay my bills. But now that I’ve heard, “If the urge is in you, then God must want you to act on it,” I’m gonna drink myself silly, and do everything I can to let those mean people who tell me to be sober pay for my living and medical expenses. Serves them right for telling me that my alcoholism isn’t good.

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